Nursery Rhymes Essay

So here I am, unfeignedly sca sanguine and nervous, but heres a secret my mum told me, adults are just as anxious public lecture in public, the trick is to picture allone in clown suits my Apas red nose really suits her.Hmm, my speech is supposed to be humorous and as a 6 year old nothing is more humorous as old nursery rhymes I mean can you really picture a huge egg perched on a wall, and wherefore on earth did the king send his army to help humpty when peradventure a chef wouldve done instead. Again, why on earth was the king refer? Then you get insy wincy, for being a spider he wasnt a very bright spark. He firstly climbed up a water sp forth.. lets see, cloudy day, water sprout..rain..light bulb..tingbut no, he goes and climbs up the spout. Again next time use the wall, he must have been a male, duh.. We pass the old age home every day on our way to school. I always feel stern for these poor people I mean how can people grant their moms there. only if then I think as tir(predicate) the old women who lived in a shoe.. direct thats really sad, accepted do hope its a really big shoe. nursery rhymes are really silly, but if you cant beat them total them.Theres my versionThere was an old womanwho lived in a shoe.The place was disgustingand smelled like pee-eweThe windows were drafty.The roof was a leaker.But thats what you getWhen you live in a sneaker.Humpty Dumpty sat in a tree.Humpty Dumpty got stung by a bee.He fell out and hit his head,and now he thinks his name is Fred.The tighty-whity spider went down the waterslide.Got a water wedgie halfway down the ride.Jumped up and screamed and ran around in pain.Now the tighty-whity spider will not do that again.